Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.

Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.

by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

Post Kiyoko Depression

Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.

Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭

by kiyokoscenes August 11, 2018

Post-Holiday Hangover

A feeling of depression or overall melancholy when the Holiday season has passed, having to go back to work and/or school is a major factor in Post-Holiday hangover symptoms.

John: "Hey, do you know where Phil's at?"

Susan: "Ah, he told me he was calling in sick today. post-holiday hangover got the best of him, I suppose."

by venom5517 January 3, 2011

Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.

Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.

by FlowFi November 9, 2020

Post Chi Times

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi

1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude

by Sayaman January 17, 2023

Post Gasm Sweepy

A "Post Gasm Sweepy" is the feeling of extreme exhaustion of sleepiness that occurs after one cummed so fuckin hardd afder seggs thad they are completely depleted of all physical strength and experience an overwhelming desire to sleep. Post Gasm Sweepy, often shortened to "PGS", is most likely to occur in "little UwU" type males, and "Girlboss" females. Although, anyone can experience episodes of PGS. PGS is similar in nature to Post Nut Clarity, however PGS effects ones' physical body, whereas PNC effects ones' mental state.

Charles: ayo dyuo-two smash last night?

Tiktok Eboy: yesssirrrr, we fugged. cept I cummy wummied so hardd that I got a down bad case of post gasm sweepy.

Charles: oh you little UwU, I bet she pulled the covers over the both of you.

Tiktok Eboy: yessir, she is my little kitten <3~

by powpowkachow August 10, 2021