Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
by Silverslash January 19, 2019
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Carpet shark

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.
by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021
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lake sharking

sex in a lake ending ultimately by getting bit repeatedly in the ass
Dude, Noel and Ashleigh were lake sharking like crazy.
by the surprised one August 03, 2010
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whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018
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shark backpack

Last night she showed me her shark backpack.
by lookin4nub December 06, 2018
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shark szn

grind szn. time to feast and pop out.
yo bro you standin in business?
yuh it’s shark szn
by the dedication November 26, 2023
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Shark szn

For all retttarhs who don't know; shark szn is to keep grinding <3 Sharks are large, powerful predators, and may sometimes attack and kill people.
gymbro: bro I just benched 500 pounds
gymbro 2: fuak lets go, shark szn all szn, keep grinding g
by adamerliten August 25, 2020
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