national call your boyfriend weekend

the second weekend if October is national call your boyfriend day.

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”

by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

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ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017

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National send your boyfriend an ass pic day

Send yo mans some cheeks

Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?

Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!

by definitely not ira March 7, 2021

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Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

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The Boyfriend Experience

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.

Or BFE

Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

by NYCDominicano March 8, 2024

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International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

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