bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.

"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."

by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025

Bed Soup

Ejaculation that occurs while in a bed. Or soup that you have in bed.

I had to wash the blanket covered in bed soup.

by Uneven curtains March 16, 2025

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.

"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"

by BarryCat June 3, 2024

Bed Lick It

A term used to express extreme sexual potency between men by stripping oneself and biting the headboard of a bed while prostrating your genitals to your partner

I like the way you bed lick it baby

by benjamit June 3, 2024

Bed body

Someone who likes to stay in the bed.

She is a bed body.

by anonymous June 8, 2024

bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.

After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.

by geminate June 8, 2024

Bed rotting

The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.

Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill

by MirageV2 July 4, 2024