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Window

Earlier pronounced “Windhoe” which relates to wind whore.

Comes from the german word “Wind” which means wind and the german word “hure” which means whore.

Earlier it described a woman which has sexual intercourse with different people for money by traveling in boat.
Nowadays it’s more used among younger people to describe the glass pane on houses or other constructions to let light into the buildings with out having to use candles.
Young person: “Hey wassup dude this house is on fleeek! Would you mind closing the window? I’m cold.
by Language historic Kevin August 5, 2020
mugGet the Windowmug.

wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.
Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.
by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021
mugGet the wax my windowmug.

Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
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Blowverton Window

The range of sexual/kinky topics that is acceptable to be discussed in mainstream society at any given time. Like the political Overton Window, but for kink.
In the 2000's, foot fetishes crept into the Blowverton Window as more and more people became comfortable discussing this particular kink in mainstream society.
by Billy M Buttlicker January 7, 2024
mugGet the Blowverton Windowmug.

windows

I just downloaded windows on my brand new PC!
by Dakiile December 13, 2021
mugGet the windowsmug.

Windows

**Windows:** bloating os with spyware
Windows is the most trash os ever
by AHiddenDonut August 20, 2021
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Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.
did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?
by uzrboot February 25, 2024
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