Topped Out

The maximum weight a muffin top can attain before shes just a fat chick.

Barley able to fit into her Jeans, she claimed to have topped out on that last big mac.

by Famous Frank December 23, 2008

haulter top

a sleeveless shirt that ties 'round ya neck and is rather short

that chicks haulter top was jus stait up trippin...DANG that thing was UGLY!!

by skylar September 25, 2003

top horn

top horn means somthing verry good or even the best.
scotish word originally the catchphrase of a character from a (short running) childrens bbc program in the mid 90's.

that movie was top horn
my exam results were top horn
my girlfreind is top horn

by mark steel August 11, 2007

Muffin-tops

The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)

"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"

by Shane Fox August 24, 2006

lazy top

Something bottoms tell themselves they are to make themselves feel better.

Wow, my boyfriend likes to claim he’s a lazy top but we all know he’s such a bottom.

by Yeeyeefrqntin April 11, 2020

green top

the first hit of a packed bowl of weed.

When smoking weed in a group it's always best to get green top because that's the best hit.

by BuzzOnBuzzOff October 06, 2009

copper top

Generally a derogatory term for someone with red hair.

Hey check out the hottie with the red hair... I'd like to get some of that copper top.

by pastey whitey July 19, 2005