Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.

"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!

by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010

flaming surprise

a paper bag, filled with excrement and lighter fluid and lit on fire.

fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!

by prankster-ou June 28, 2009

Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise

Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.

I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.

by Crack Jacky September 2, 2009

fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.

I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!

by TinaWeina December 28, 2009

Animal Surprise

When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.

Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!

by Grindhouse February 19, 2011

surprise sprinkle

n- that extra bit of urine that comes out after one has thouhgt they were done peeing.Usually solved by "jiggling" (usually happens with males)

person 1: aww damn, it looks like i pissed myself due to surprise sprinkle
Person 2: shoul've jiggled dude

by wonderbread257 May 9, 2011

surprisative

An adjective for the word surprise.

My day has been very surprisative.

by surprisativedude December 20, 2010