Get Up Sausage

A phrase which can replace any other phrase, whether its a bad or good situation, or even happy or sad situation. No matter what the situation you can always lighten the mood with the phrase.

Sad Situation
Person 1 - Your Dogs Dead!
Person 2 - Get up Sausage!!

Good Situation
Person 1 - Heres Your Drink
Person 2 - Get up Sausage!!

by Timmy007 May 01, 2006

alabama sausage trough

the female genetalia

that gal got one huge alabama sausage trough

by deesil13 January 20, 2008

Afghani Blood Sausage

When you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards

I thought I was going to puke, when my girl and I performed the Afghani Blood Sausage.

by bigtm09 February 13, 2010

Pounding my sausage

Wack off, masturbate

no i was stuck pounding my sausage.

by sausagepounder. May 01, 2011

Pensacola Sausage Slammer

When a man decides to go to the local walmart and buy several feet of conecuh sausage. He then proceeds to insert it all into his asshole at the same time to Smashmouth's Diggin Your Scene. This gives the song a whole new meaning as the man will literally be digging sausage out of his butt for up to three weeks afterwards. This causes a scene for himself and his relatives/family/bitches and will probably put him in the hospital.

Last week Joe decided to try one of the popular local customs of Pensacola and tried the Pensacola Sausage Slammer. Unsuprisingly he ended up shitting ground beef with varoius spices for a week afterwards.

by Pensacola4lyfe February 25, 2011

Dreadlock sausages

In the context of eating a hippy at thanksgiving time and wanting to savour every part, after the crown of turkey is cooked you may wish for some sausage to add just to flare up the presentation of the thing. Well good news, if there are any local hippies living in your vicinity why not just break off a few dreadlocks of their's and have those instead? As can be seen in the "I hate hummers" video at blerds.com

"Hippies. I hate hippies. I eat hippies for thanks giving dinner. Dreadlock sausages mother fucker: crunch, crunch, crunchety crunch."

by Robert Head April 05, 2007

seafood and sausage gumbo

A term used in the south for a clothing forbidden hot tub party that is meant to turn into a sex party. (The sea food reference has to do with clams, and I don’t really need to explain the sausage reference)

I can’t wait to go to the seafood and sausage gumbo at Christina’s tomorrow. I heard Mary Beth is gonna be there and she’s been looking fine lately.

by MacPherson McFly January 16, 2021