The lazy days of dad

That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.

Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”

by Binarysmart September 20, 2019

your dad lesbo

The best comeback from “your mom gey”

“Hey greg,your mom gey!” “aight hold up.... YOUR DAD LESBOOO”

by The earth is triangle March 22, 2018

ur dad lesbian

More Insulting Than ur mom gae and Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт

timmy:ur mom big le gay
tommy:ur dad lesbian
timmy:dies again

XD

by C0d3br34k3r April 20, 2020

coolest step dad

Also known as Josh Coy

I have the coolest step dad ever, like if I had a different step dad, I would punch him and go find JOSHUA coy

by Zinrn November 13, 2020

rad dad issues

When your dad thinks he's really cool and acts weird in front of your friends. Also uses the word rad all of the time.

"Boi your dad is so annoying." "I know I have major rad dad issues!"

by PhantomPhoxx March 30, 2017

Dusted my dad

Jacking it. Wanking. Stroking one off.

I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱

by tc69 April 19, 2018

Ur dad lesbian

Worse then ur mom gay

Carl - "UR MOM GAY"
Joe - "ur dad lesbian"
Carl - *dies*

by Beepbob March 9, 2018