Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.
I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.
by KrallTheWarriorKing July 07, 2022
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beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.
Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron
by Mericaman May 18, 2018
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Vincent beard

Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)

When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
“Haha , thank you 🙏 it’s all thanks to minoxidil

“Wait , so u got a Vincent beard ?🤣”
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022
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Vincent Beard

When you can’t grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.
“ yo bro nice beard 🔥”

thanks bro I used minoxidil

“ Damn nigga 💀, do you got a Vincent beard 😂”
by Moosebrah September 24, 2022
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Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair
by izzy3624 March 26, 2019
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Work beard

a concept where an individual, typically identifying as gay, engages in flirtatious behavior or pretends to have a romantic or sexual interest in a colleague of the opposite gender while at the workplace. This action is performed publicly with the primary intent of diverting attention from the individual's actual sexual orientation. It's a strategy used to create a facade of heterosexuality in environments where being openly gay might lead to negative consequences, such as discrimination or social ostracization.
"Since he wasn't ready to come out at work, Mike flirted with Jenna, using her as a work beard, so his colleagues would assume he was straight."
by Sapphire Storm March 11, 2024
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No Beard

A guy that can't grow a beard properly. He's Probably a wasted child.
by Sahan__ October 10, 2020
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