You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023
Get the Canadian Baconatormug. British rhyming slang for sex offender.
Bacon bonce = Nonce.
Gets shortened to Bacon.
(Nonce - Acronym of Not Of Normal Criminal Element)
A common word used as an informal banter amongst UK prison officers.
Bacon bonce = Nonce.
Gets shortened to Bacon.
(Nonce - Acronym of Not Of Normal Criminal Element)
A common word used as an informal banter amongst UK prison officers.
Look at that dude eyeing up that young girl. Dirty bacon!!
Stay away from the guy at number 5. He's a bacon.
Banter - 'Alright Del, you old bacon! Long time no see!'
Stay away from the guy at number 5. He's a bacon.
Banter - 'Alright Del, you old bacon! Long time no see!'
by Sidders.02 March 26, 2021
Get the Baconmug. The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.
"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.
by Ftopayrespects July 14, 2019
Get the Pulling baconmug. Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024
Get the bacon squirtmug. guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger
by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021
Get the the big tasty bacon burgermug. You rescued me from danger or difficulty
by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024
Get the you saved my baconmug. bacon mute is the best founding player and currently the best mute. He will become the next hr as well!
by bacon the hot iw mute April 22, 2021
Get the bacon mutemug.