Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong May 30, 2018

lentils and bacon

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021

Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

bacon mute

bacon mute is the best founding player and currently the best mute. He will become the next hr as well!

Bacon mute is the best mute

by bacon the hot iw mute April 22, 2021

Arab bacon

Gyro meat. The kind of meat that doesn't squeal before you eat.

Hey what's that greasy meat you are eating? Its Arab bacon goes great on a pita with sum tahini.

by J03 Mem April 02, 2024

Bacon flaps

Saggy pussy

When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps

by Pegz1986 May 08, 2018