american flag

"a symbol of freedom and patriotism" this and other definitions are inaccurate ways to define the term "american flag". The best way to explain the flag is - a symbol of the sale of freedom(s) by democracy to the average gullable American citizen through taxes, tariffs, and such. With the money raised by selling such freedoms, redneck presidents (such as George W. Bush), can make more weapons and sell them to 3rd world countries and attack them later on for being a threat to american interests.

The american flag was intended to support the new freedom of a new country, in 1776. A reason why we broke from the british centurys ago was for the inapproriate taxation of americans. Today we still have taxes and a lot of it goes to wars and weapons of mass destruction which will lead to further economic difficulties in other foreign countries

by CaptainAnarchy December 14, 2003

american perfume

when one person farts on another's wrist in order to piss them off. also works on neck.

another version is pissing into a friend's perfume bottle and them using it on themselves.

duuuude! kevin ate so much beans he american perfumed bill who then beat the shit out of him.

by lillolley June 1, 2009

CARBO AMERICAN

CARBO AMERICAN: a expression used on the television show "3rd rock from the sun" as a way of describing "one's cultural, social and linguistic background" as a means to gain an individual identity to distinguish one person from the next.

"so, i'm part spanish, part european, part american and i love hockey, what are you? well..ehh..i'm a "carbo american".

"how many hobbies do you have? oh..i'm just a carbo american."

by good attention January 12, 2014

American Nihilism

The sense that nothing matters so why not blow all the shit up? American Nihilists span a wide swath of the US population, from Evangelical Christians to frustrated underground cartoonists, and then back again to our struggling Millennial population who have been just a jerked-over as Generation X.

American Nihilism is what made this country great.

by hipsterbeyotch August 25, 2015

American salamander

When a male sticks his penis in a female before his penis is ready for sex

He stuck it in like an american salamander

by Urbanstreets653 July 31, 2016

African-American

A human being with a direct line of ancestry to African, but was born in one of the Americas. It is not a term for any and all black U.S. citizens.

Correct: Some of the slaves in the past were African-American.

Incorrect:

Suzy: I made a friend, they're African-American!
Suzy's Mom: Oh, what part of Africa were their relatives from?
Suzy: Oh my god Mom, you're being so embarrassing, I meant black. Duh.

by poochie.butt December 27, 2015

American Hijab

An american Hijab is when you give your parter (preferably female), A big hickey on the top portion of their neck so it forces them to wear tight long clothes so they can cover up the hickey and match at the same time.

nigga 1: Why is bertha wearing that? its the fucking summer nigga!
Nigga 2: Oh yeah Jahseh gave that bitch an American Hijab so she knows her place!
nigga 1: oh yeah that nigga WILDIN!

by RUNNINUPWITHAPUMP October 13, 2018