tea Julie-Andrews

Tea, white-nun

Tea avec milk but sans sugar.

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"

by crispindry July 19, 2009

Boston Tea Party

The event in which someone is "teabagged" by a person from Boston.

Did you hear about The Boston Tea Party! Danny got it so bad !

by thehaboobcrew November 15, 2011

Dutch Tea Kettle

When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.

Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?

Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.

Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.

by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010

Blumpkin Tea Party

This is the seldom seen or even dared mentioned circumstance in which two homosexual males partake in a rare ritual whereby one gentleman places the scrotum (or nutsack) of the second honorable gentleman in his mouth while the second gentleman defecates into a toilet bowl. When the act is completed roles are swapped and they are having themselves a mighty fine Blumkin Tea Party. (May take place with 2 or more guests).

The Puerto Rican janitor was subsequently arrested after inviting two male pupils to a Blumpkin Tea Party in the janitor's closet.

by GeneralG7 March 16, 2011

Is Raspberry Tea Spoody?

Raspberry tea is in fact extremely spoody, it posses the traits of a gay T-Rex mixed with a extremely pale white boy.

Anthony: Is raspberry tea spoody?
You with your newfound information: Yes.

by Anthony’s Secret Admirer April 24, 2019

Honey in my tea

Honey in my tea is a classic prank that can be pulled on anybody.

The honey in my tea prank is good for people who are interested in novels, anime and manga, since they spend majority of their time reading and drinking tea. You pull this off by opening a packet of honey and dunking that shit into the cup. The recipient will not find this funny, and will probably tip their cup out into the sink because it tastes funny.

Jack: "I will put this packet of honey in Finns tea"
John: "Okay."
-10 minutes later-
Finn: "WHO THE HELL, PUT HONEY IN MY TEA!?"

-Finn proceeds to punch a locker and run out the room crying-

by Chromebrass August 7, 2016

All Tea No Shade

Tea is the meaning of gossip and shade is in the form of a diss.

"Girl, did you hear how Raheim said that girls pussy stank?! All Tea No Shade."

by Cii June 11, 2014