King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

Riley Stone

when you have crippling autism and try chatting shit to everyone and tries to chat up 13-year-old girls, especially a girl named Pheobe.

Don't be Riley Stone, the crippling dog.

by OCE Link YT September 12, 2021

Stone Freeze

The sensation of applying benzoylmethylecgonine to ones incisors.

I love the stone freeze from this coke!!

by Uncle Pepperjack February 8, 2024

Jizzney stones

The pain you feel while ejaculating.

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”

by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021

Blarney Stone

The sudden emergence of a swollen clit following a slow stimulation by either a tongue or a cock. The swollen clit has the appearance of a Blarney Stone, which any sensible person would resort to contortions of their body in order to reach and kiss.

Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.

by Neach February 12, 2024

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

reverse kidney stone

sounding but with a grape or a small round spherical object

Jenny tried to give me a reverse kidney stone and i almost fainted from the pleasure

by Jakelikeanime February 6, 2025