To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
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by Goofy guy the silly July 22, 2025
Get the Goofy guy the silly mug.Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.
Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.
by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025
Get the shagging yourself silly mug.A dismissive comeback used when someone attempts to challenge, threaten, or oppose you - in power, intellect, or skill - but their effort is so insignificant compared to your capability that it’s almost absurd. Often delivered calmly, not angrily, to emphasize effortless superiority and effortless dismissal.
Used when someone tries to compete with you, but the gap between you is so vast that their effort becomes unintentionally comedic.
Used when someone tries to compete with you, but the gap between you is so vast that their effort becomes unintentionally comedic.
"Manchester United thought they had a chance against Brentford. It was clear United where just fantasizing, as the Bees stung them three goals to one, don't-be-silly."
"Jake beat Kelly up, don't-be-silly."
PERSON A: "You think you can beat me."
PERSON B: "Don't-be-silly."
"Jake beat Kelly up, don't-be-silly."
PERSON A: "You think you can beat me."
PERSON B: "Don't-be-silly."
by That African Man October 1, 2025
Get the Don't-be-silly mug.This is a popular phrase in the discord roleplay server Shriggia and other servers including Srabia, USS, Shednekia, ETC. This phrase is mostly used by the people in the revolutionary side against the Republic. It states "Justice for three" meaning justice for the three characters who were killed by the "Silluminati" in the roleplay server which was started in 2019, Xia Xenos, Shalter and Sarash Borhani. Both were killed by high ranking officials who rig elections every year to make sure they remain in control of "Shriggia". The revolutionary members call them the Silluminati.
Sanoto Reporter : So, Shustin and Edward, what do you think of the recent usage of the phrase "Justice for the three against the Silluminati"?
Edward : Well, I can't really comment on this as the Silluminati doesn't exist. I am the president. If something like the Silluminati existed, I would be the first to know about it.
Shustin : Exactly. I'm tired of all the Silluminati accusations. Silluminati isn't real. It's never existed and never will under our control.
Edward : Well, I can't really comment on this as the Silluminati doesn't exist. I am the president. If something like the Silluminati existed, I would be the first to know about it.
Shustin : Exactly. I'm tired of all the Silluminati accusations. Silluminati isn't real. It's never existed and never will under our control.
by Hadahuda August 7, 2023
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