swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

Shark

You know why ur here XDXD

Shark

by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023

Shark bait

A girl who walks into a body of water, on her period.

Bro, Oh my god, my friend pulled a shark bait last weekend.

by Cucl December 5, 2019

Shark Bait

When you go swimming in the ocean on your period

I was shark bait at Bondi Beach yesterday, luckily there were no sharks.

by Jawjar420 November 7, 2019

seeing sharks

When someone is overthinking a situation, and therefore think that they are diving so deep they can see sharks, but really, they're just imagining them ("seeing" them in their head).

See Deeping it.

1 - I don't think she's into me.. Don't you think she's being a bit too friendly with Sue in that dark corner of this nondescript party??

2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.

by ittybittysmalls April 4, 2019

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015

Facebook Shark

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

Related to:

Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010