slippery sausage 

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.

Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.

slippery sausage by Tiffmiesters October 11, 2003

throat sausage 

Like: deep throat.

When the Penis breaks the plane of the back of the mouth to the throat.

She was giving me head, and all of the sudden I became her throat sausage.

throat sausage by J. E. Dzija November 27, 2006

pancake and sausage 

Janet Jackson's breast and nipple, respectively.

Nothing like some pancake and sausage to spice up a fruitless career.

pancake and sausage by DrMullet February 16, 2004

portruguese sausage fiesta 

the act of making sex to a girl you do not know the name of and when she is least expecting it beat her in the head with a sausage until unconcious and steal her money.

dude i gave this chick a portruguese sausage fiesta and made 100 bucks last nite, high five

portruguese sausage fiesta by Johnny BO BO January 15, 2007

Throne Sausage 

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

Throne Sausage by assmonkey November 2, 2003

twine around a sausage 

A big fat chick with a g-string on, usually wearing a pair of low cut jeans or shorts.

That fat bitch bent over and all I saw was twine around a sausage.

twine around a sausage by G. Jordan November 22, 2007

Somalian Sausage 

When a man has anal sex and pulls out is dick, but it is covered in a layer of the women's shit.

"Hey man! How was that night alone with yo girl?"
"It was great, but she gave me a somalian sausage."

Somalian Sausage by herpingmyderp12 January 1, 2014