sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."

She's such a sad beige mom.

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024

SAD

Acronym for Spreading Ass Disease. Often associated with the Freshman 15

She got SAD after the fall semester.

by maddmann April 17, 2009

Sad Hinger

User of the dating app Hinge. He clearly has plenty of reasons not to want to be on the app but chooses to match with people anyway, message passively giving hints to the state of his troubled soul then stop messaging abruptly scarring your self esteem.

You’re not another sad hinger, are you?

by Cri410 August 23, 2019

Starting to get sad

A phrase meaning when someone or a conversation is starting to get really pathetic.

Dude 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU SUCK DUDE GET A LIFE TRASH.
Dude 2: Bro, this is starting to get sad. Grow up.

by anonymous December 25, 2020

SAD

When someone pisses you off tell them to SAD or suck a dick

My friend: bro Jessica just pissed me off what should I do

Me: tell her to SAD

My friend: tell her to sad what dose that mean
Me:it means suck a dick

by I suck dick on the daily July 7, 2020

sadness sabbatical

When you leave work abruptly and do not return for several days due to sadness. Usually brought on by female coworkers.

Sarah hurt Bob’s feelings at work, so he left early for an unplanned sadness sabbatical. He will be back Monday.

by Offcefg June 15, 2023

sad cake

1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.

Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.

I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.

by EBinPDX December 2, 2014