Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.
by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 31, 2021
Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)
Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.
by whinygirl April 16, 2023
Robert is smart, intelligent, loyal, trustworthy, hot, and nice. If your ever friends with someone like that, dont let them go. They will be your friend until you die.
by Killuaaa February 07, 2021
Robert is a very handsome black boy with dreads a sleeve tat and he also talking to this girl that names starts with a t but ends with an only 5 letters and her name a very prefect match💝.
by LIA”S slangs September 05, 2023
Robert is the type of person who is sad and angry and blame the world for it but on the other hand he is a happy and a misunderstood person who Make people happy even though he’s going through his own problems heart problems he’s independent doesn’t need anyone’s help I can sometimes be a little while evil but even though he’s has all his problems you put that aside doesn’t care what anyone says it’s always a great friend and your husband or boyfriend
by Darklord7898 April 18, 2022
by jamesdelavega February 20, 2019
Complete and utter thumb. Governmental lab made experiment used to gather information or some shit. Possibly a drone. Probably likes pop unironically. Type of guy to wear shorts in winter, but it’s all good because they have a huge arse.
by Mullion7 November 02, 2022