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planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.
"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."
by bztwzr October 16, 2009
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Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK
Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"
by jamthecat January 31, 2010
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Panethesis

A long, drawn out paper defining and re-defining the abjective uselessness of grammatical symbols commonly known as punctuation. Such a thesis should not be attempted lightly, or indeed at all if you have no more academic knowledge than a common mollusk. Any such being who would dare to write a Panethesis does so at their own risk.
1. Incorrect Panethesis :P

2. I struggled to write my Panethesis before I realised the futility of such an action.

3. Whose Panethesis was left in the bathroom, I wouldn't dare wipe my booty with that.
by Degenhardt April 13, 2010
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plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)
dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter
by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010
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plantalgia

pain in the sole of a foot.
After a long walk, the trekker suffered plantalgia.
by uttam maharjan October 18, 2011
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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
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Plane Stains

when you get put in the middle seat of an airplane with a person on either side of you, and you have to keep your arms by your side with elbows tucked in close for the duration of the flight. causing excessive sweating which results in unsightly armpit sweat stains "plane stains" which you then have to parade around the airport.
"that 18 hour flight to London gave me plane stains something chronic!"
by nickacorn July 24, 2015
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