Newton Aycliffe, in the north east of England has one of the most infamous parks period.
Tesco park, also referred to as ‘chav central’, has hosted many seshes and fights. Although it’s actual name is unknown, Tesco park has earned its name from it’s location - next to Tesco. Many patrons have been known to acquire scran and then ‘pop to Tesco park’ to meet with other like minded individuals.
Tesco park, also referred to as ‘chav central’, has hosted many seshes and fights. Although it’s actual name is unknown, Tesco park has earned its name from it’s location - next to Tesco. Many patrons have been known to acquire scran and then ‘pop to Tesco park’ to meet with other like minded individuals.
Chav1 “Where we meeting?”
Chav2 “Where d’ya think, Tesco park has the mad crack.”
Chav1 “How was I supposed to know?”
Chav2 “Les have a scrap then. One on one ya cheeky bastard, don’t get smart with me.”
Chav1 “I’ll hav ya! Just let es put it on me snap first.”
* the chavs gathered their mushes and birds and scrapped outside Tesco to assert dominance even though they couldn’t remember why they were arguing*
Chav2 “Where d’ya think, Tesco park has the mad crack.”
Chav1 “How was I supposed to know?”
Chav2 “Les have a scrap then. One on one ya cheeky bastard, don’t get smart with me.”
Chav1 “I’ll hav ya! Just let es put it on me snap first.”
* the chavs gathered their mushes and birds and scrapped outside Tesco to assert dominance even though they couldn’t remember why they were arguing*
by Dyson hoover October 14, 2018
Get the Tesco Parkmug. South park is an amazing show by matt stone and trey parker made in 1997
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
South park currently has 24 seasons and 1 movie.
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
South park currently has 24 seasons and 1 movie.
by ikebroflovski February 6, 2021
Get the South parkmug. by Xy1ozz May 25, 2023
Get the Tony Parksmug. Taking a social phenomena so far that you become a self-parody, thus making this real life event indistinguishable to the bizarre stories told in the satirical serie south park.
by Satireforhire June 27, 2020
Get the South parkingmug. You can't actually describe Park Jimin with words, but we do it anyway so why not. Park Jimin is an angel sent from above. He always thinks about everybody else before himself. He also has 2 personalities: 1) the cutest mochi ever. 2) the hottest guy that has ever existed. He wrecks the biaslist even though he is the bias. Once you jimIN you can't jimOUT.
He mesmerises everyone with his dance. Jimin is an absolute performer on stage, he just turns into someone else and blows everyones mind.
a KING
a LEGEND
That is Park Jimin for you.
He mesmerises everyone with his dance. Jimin is an absolute performer on stage, he just turns into someone else and blows everyones mind.
a KING
a LEGEND
That is Park Jimin for you.
"Oh my god, who is that hot blonde guy!" -> "That is Park Jimin!""
"He wrecked my biaslist again!""
"Once you jimIN you can't jimOUT"
"He wrecked my biaslist again!""
"Once you jimIN you can't jimOUT"
by chimchimjimin January 8, 2020
Get the Park Jiminmug. by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020
Get the Dog parkmug. by FLORALPARKLUV May 13, 2022
Get the FLORAL PARKmug.