Lammer Hammer

Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).

The egirl stood in awe under the power of the Lammer Hammer

by krvenzz October 7, 2019

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hammer juice

Ejaculate.

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.

by Ed Richards November 11, 2013

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hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 3, 2017

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Pigeon Hammer

A strange objet

insult

Whats that?! oh thats a pigeo hammer!

shut you face ya pigeon hammer!

by SPG September 30, 2003

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1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.

1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. Seven is a twisted fucking yam-hammer, and someone should whip his ass.

by Paintmonkey March 13, 2007

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