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woman posting

When a female volunteers information about herself that nobody else cares about. Almost always a tactic to get attention from lonely simps on social media such as Discord, Facebook, Twitter etc..
Woman posting examples:

"I really want to get leg warmers."
"My brother is taking ages in the bathroom, I wish he would hurry up fr"
"Behavioral sciences are my interests. Following in the footsteps of my retired clinical psych and criminologist mother."
by alpruzoolams September 26, 2022
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Living Woman

A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink. A living woman can therefore use the pronouns we/us/our when referring to herself and any name, number, person or symbol she controls
“Hello are you the person Mary Jane Jones?“

“Hello no, I do not Identify as a person nor a name, I identify as a living woman and I control a name but I am not a name. Do you have a contract with the person or name?”
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
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Thicc Woman Appreciation

When two thicc woman appreciate eachother by giving compliments
Mia: Hey girl! You look extra thicc today!
Rissa: Aw thanks for that thicc woman appreciation!
by lmm32202 May 7, 2018
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Imaginary womanizer

The kind of guy that in his mind is a womanizer, though you never actually see him with anybody.
They brought the imaginary womanizer a blow up doll to sit with at the restaurant thinking that he wanted to know that he wasn't alone.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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Woman

Something most men do not seem to understand. Typically doesn't stay in kitchen/bed. Has to go through more pain then men (abuse, child birth, boobs, periods, menopause, etc) Normally worse at sports than men but better at art and music. Not an object.
Hey! That woman over there is good at art.
That woman is pretty.
She is a woman.
That woman is a boss.
by Woweeeeimaperson October 16, 2021
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Woman

To be born a woman you are born with ovaries, Fallopian tubes, uterus, vagina, accessory glands, and external genital organs.
“I have a pussy and tits I am a woman
by Y.Language July 10, 2023
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