dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy
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When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it
Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle
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Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.
" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?
by Wood drip August 21, 2023
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the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
by RanchOnEverythang March 26, 2016
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when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight
I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.
by James noodle December 24, 2017
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A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.
Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.
by ThatPurple July 30, 2017
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