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Matthew

Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's
hello Matthew
by daddy beef curry May 30, 2022
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matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!
"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"
by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013
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Matthew dobbin

by strathyisposh November 23, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is crazy sexual person, who loves get frisky he can be a little bit over the top but matthew tries to be

cool but fails in the process, and often flirts with anyone pretty lady ...
matthew is a little over the top, and flirts with random things like doors, walls , chairs, beds, mirrors and sometimes himself
by wifey 123 October 5, 2017
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MATTHEW

MATTHEW IS A FUNNY AND SARCASTIC PERSON . VERY GOOD AT HEART AND AT KEEPING SECRETS . YOU WOULD REALLY LOVE HIS COMPANY. VERY CHILLAXED PERSON . GOOD ENTERTAINER.
MATTHEW IS SARCASTIC, ENTERTAINERZ GOOD AT HEART AND CHILLAXED PERSON
by George_dcunha November 24, 2021
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Matthew

A big man from the streets of Grimsby who lives in a box and likes men and gets it up the behind and loves the French
He is a bit of Matthew
by Toiletnuker69 May 31, 2022
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Matthew driver

Geez that guy can't drive, what a Matthew driver
by kyliieanne January 8, 2022
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