Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency

“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”

by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025

Land your plane

The semi polite way to tell someone to shut up when they are rambling on about nothing of interest to you.

Clay continued to talk even tho meghan wasn’t listening to him anymore really.

“You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.

by anonymous August 10, 2025

Rowing a boat on land

When you don’t make any progress or very little progress

Bro has only gotten 1 sub in a year.His YouTube career is rowing a boat on land.

by Ahadi2011 August 18, 2025

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025

landing primo

when you land on the side of your board

The beginner will be landing primo on this next trick.

by leahim September 8, 2025

Banana Land

That wild, feel-good zone where stuff goes full-on bananas: everything clicks into this epic flow of crazy-good vibes, turning “that’s insane” into your new happy place of pure, effortless magic.

Dude, when the traffic jam suddenly cleared and I nailed that parking spot right in front, with my playlist hitting all the bangers: total Banana Land.

by CodyyyO September 13, 2025

Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark

Jeff the land shark is a menace.

by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025