Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.
by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021

by cocofosho July 1, 2011

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.
by Rjakie May 17, 2025

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025

by Plumer1000 April 2, 2023

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
by clickeye3 October 18, 2019
