Jacob Strange

a fat chode

What is a fat chode? Jacob Strange

by katherine2014 August 12, 2018

Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

Jacob

A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock

Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN

by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Jacob

They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive

Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”

by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023

A Jacob Dust up

A Jacob Dust up is when a male from Kent decides to embrace themselves as a homosexual and rather enjoy it.

Do you know what, It’s about time I try a Jacob Dust up.

by Alfred Dunnam March 4, 2024