jesus god

An exclamation when something is outrageous or absurd.

I mashed those guts last night.
Jesus god, she was ugly
Buh

by Little Grundle June 11, 2004

Jesus Fuck

verb: The act of forcing something to work through blunt strength or force.

also can be described as ghetto rigging something through force.

When a stubbern object is lodged in an awkward position and you want to get it out, you have the option to jesus fuck it, and make it work.

by mikedusher October 13, 2009

Jesus Valencia

A sexy good looking guy . A bozo who hates one peice. Has anger issues when playing video games.

Jesus Valencia is a bozo for calling one peice, "one peice of shit"

by SuburbanED July 18, 2021

Secret Jesus

Same concept used with Secret Santa during Christmas where everyone draws a name out of a hat and gifts the other person. Secret Jesus is used when participating with a Christian family primarily because Santa is believed to be of the devil and the gift exchange happens on New Year because Christmas Day is reserved for Jesus.

Person 1: "Hey, are you doing Secret Santa with your family this year?"

Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.

by scorpiotail December 29, 2010

Jesus grin

A stupid Christian look as to where people smile in a smug way knowing they are going to heaven and you're going to hell.

Atheist 1: Hey, did you see the picture of Katie on her facebook profile?

Atheist 2: Yeah, she has that stupid Jesus grin all over her face!

by honestguy87110 August 27, 2011

jesus medina

The one and only greatest. Known as the best 👏 no one like him 👌

Hey why you claiming to be Jesus Medina?
Cause I'm the best 👌, greatest one and only Jesus Medina 👏

by awsomest May 16, 2014

jesus wine

water

The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.

I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.

by Thurdeye December 26, 2007