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Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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WhiteHatting In Real Life

Heroic development, good, transcendent good, progressiveistic good, advanced good, worthwhile developmental good beyond the boundaries of computing systems and applied in reality and real life
(Not only penetrative testing amends nor overbrawn, yet perhaps (yet not only) advanced defense (not to only juxtapose defence andor offence)
The majority of the systems, if healthy and functional, doesn't operate by way of BlackHat but rather by way of Whitehat as nighany blackhatting in a perfect system is seen as an error full aberration
Once I focused on WhiteHatting In Real Life I feel that karmicly I can righteously enjoy Transcendent peace
by TranslogicMultisonance January 26, 2023
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Hot girl realness

when you just slay so hard that it is more than slaying so this is the word for that
by heckaroonies August 11, 2023
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real groovy hours

The time in the day when you are in a groovy mood especially when you listen to music
"yo this song is making me feel a type of way, its real groovy hours"
by squidysgalaxy February 11, 2018
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Death=Real Death

A rule in writing that says that if something happens to a character that would kill them in real life, they die. exceptions are present, such as if they have healing powers or something happens to resurrect or save them legitimately. usually, this rule is abandoned in favor of a much more fan-pleasing rule, "if you didn't see the body, they are not dead. "
"wait, did that guy really die? he only fell off the roof."
"Death=Real Death, dude. sorry"
by starcasme September 29, 2018
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push it real good

I did it once and ohhhhh its good. Its when you do sex sexier than usual.
by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022
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Real Chinchilla Hours

The time of night when people become very active at dawn or dusk and sleep and take many naps during the day, and become very social with others.
“It’s a Real Chinchilla Hours! Lets Have A Party!”

“Hey guys! tonight we're going to have a party, and you're invited! especially since its going too be Real Chinchilla Hours!.”

“Oh boy! sounds great! I just hope I don't get too sleepy during Real Chinchilla Hours, I had to work a lot this morning.
by XenoTKTL February 6, 2018
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