Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them

I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.

by Someone who is WAY TOO bored May 14, 2020

small hours

Part of the day that is between 00:00 (midnight) to 06:00.

Small hours.

by Ñýñýñýñýñýñý June 24, 2025

Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences

Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours

by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022

24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct

When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).

"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"

by 5MORK December 29, 2023

Real tennis hours

Emma is back from a tennis game

Real tennis hours

Real tennis hours my bois

by Cypress1337 November 7, 2018

Bonus Hour

The hour that does not exist due to daylight savings time

Thank god I had a bonus hour, I hoovered schnef in the rectory, but it didn’t exist

by Dakota kid November 3, 2019

champion hours

A time early in the morning when successful people are awake, as to have more time to further their ambitions, whilst everyone else is asleep.

I need to be in bed soon, if I want to make the swim team I’ll need to be up at champion hours so better get to sleep now.

by MikeO’hearn December 12, 2017