ham curtains

Vaginals flaps
I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits
by Hammy007 September 20, 2015
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Hot Ham

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
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John Ham Boy

Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.
John Ham Boy

cant skate ikr
by yungggphat July 02, 2019
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Ham-Ster

Put a hamster in boiling water once it screams tear off its flesh and feed it to your dog.
"My dog was hungry so i fet it Ham-Ster!"
by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025
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ham on instagram

1.the act of tugging the chain to instagram models

2. going buck wild in any context
"nahh bros going ham on instagram"
by The Peepee Poopoo Man Himself February 10, 2024
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ham n cheese

going HAM but with a side of cheese.
Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!
by mexicannig69 February 25, 2012
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Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)
No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.
by Cam Franklin April 26, 2011
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