Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022

Family

You only need them until you don’t...

Hym “I would trade my family for money in a heartbeat. I’d do it myself. Convert 21x6¢ into a couple of million. Easy choice. Easy money.”

by Hym Iam November 24, 2022

family guy

a show that was only liked for its first 4 seasons before salty south park fanboys decided to hate on a decent show since their daddies told them to
simpsons fanboys also hated on the show because 2 characters were inspired by the show
eventually after season 6 it became reasonable to hate the show, and now it's among the most boring shows on air

guy 1: family guy fell off after season (X)
guys 2 - 15: WE KNOW

by faxlord November 25, 2022

Carls family

Not religious nasby’s(nasby’s a religious family from a small town in the great Canadian plains)

What’s carls family like again? Oh there like the not religious Nasby’s

by Monstermatt November 27, 2022

Family Gathering

An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.

Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve

by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022

Gullah Geechee Family

Gullah Geechee Family is a criminal street gang based in Fayetteville, NC founded by West African Descendants

The GGF Or Gullah Geechee Family Play With That Woo

by Big moe daddy May 13, 2022

Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022