Zheng Dong

The biggest fat fuck in the world, but somehow always seems to get the ladies, despite having the smallest balls. Super loud and obnoxious but fun to have around.

When God said let there be light, he told Zheng Dong to step aside.

Person 1:”Who is that screaming?”
Person 2:”Must be a Zheng Dong.”

by Gucci3682 January 06, 2018

casual dong

When you're in Asia and see an attractive lady.. but is she really? Asian tranny's though.

Dude: look at the chick over there.
Other dude: nah she's just a casual dong.

by Idiotpahkinson September 30, 2017

Dong-Hyuk

A man so fucking obssessed with skyblock-minecraft that he would throw his whole family into a meat grinder for 5 dollars worth of in-game currency. He will always sell korean gum to make friends and is known for his obsession with feet. A dong hyuk will never fail to amaze you with how absolutely useless he is as he sits at home all day and does fuck all.

hey! Have you seen Dong-hyuk recently?
Nah, but I heard he sucks dick for Minecraft Items!
No way! I need me a Dong-Hyuk!

by Cummy43853 November 29, 2021

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.

The girls just ding dong ditched us.

by defined word definition July 27, 2023

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 31, 2021

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 03, 2024