A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.
Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.
by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 26, 2012
Get the Childstein's Disease mug.An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.
I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.
by QuacksO April 8, 2017
Get the Crone's disease mug.A severe sickness related to ones social health. This disease is characterized by both boring and lazy attitudes towards anything related to interacting with people and staying by themselves every night of the week. People with this disease will typically create elaborate lies just to get out of spending time with friends, some of those include; Creating a fake job, fake significant others, fake family reunions, and fake financial issues among other things.
Andrew's Lames Disease must be flaring up, he told us ain't coming to play ball because he has to work but I heard he got fired weeks ago.
by RBSmoove March 12, 2018
Get the Lames Disease mug.A rare disease that originates mainly in older children or younger to middle aged teenagers, however this disease in some rare occasions can carry on to adulthood or in very seldom cases through the persons entire life. This disease consists of creating unreal scenarios, actions, and invents. A common one in younger patients is pointing out false voice cracks, while not seeming too severe it can get extremely aggravating for other accomplices. This disease is caused mostly during pre-mature childbirth when the cerebral cortex is not fully develop and cannot completely develop differentiation between real and fake.
*Friends talking* "Was that a voice crack!?" "uhm... no." "Yes it was you liar!" "I think you might have Stewart's Disease, you should get that checked out." "OMG you voice cracked!" "It's terminal..."
by SB Weber October 31, 2011
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by Ddkong July 27, 2022
Get the shit and mouth disease mug.The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.
It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.
The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.
The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.
by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022
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