(n.) - A conservative who appears hard but crumbles under the slightest pressure of actual facts or opinions that differ from their own. Can be reformed by dousing with cheap American beer and allowing them to dry out. Also fun to throw against the walls they build to see them break apart. (Antonym: Snowflake)
Note: Not to be confused with actual thinking conservatives or republicans who can hear other's opinions without losing their minds because they understand how democracy works.
Note: Not to be confused with actual thinking conservatives or republicans who can hear other's opinions without losing their minds because they understand how democracy works.
Did you see those Trump supporters punch the protester at the rally? Dude was just wearing a Love Trumps Hate shirt and he got hit by a Dirt Clod.
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(n.1) A guy who is a complete boss who earns respect from everyone. Usually a bro who plays a contact sport and is willing to do any kind of a dirty hit just to send a message to his opponent. Composed of a ton of dirt, a little bit of dog.
(n.2) An ugly-ass bitch. A girl with the face of a dog that no guy can bear to look at for more than 5 seconds without vomitting.
(n.3) A ridiculously cool bitch that will talk to you about anything and is willing to make a list of the hottest girls at her school and possibly hook you up with one of your choice. This bitch may be a bro's sister that you consider yours just out of her coolness.
(n.4) A total douche bag. That guy that always talks way too loud and always has to start shit with everyone who looks at him. This type of dirt dog may not always be like this, and may acquire this dirt-doggedness when completely drunk.
(adj.1) C.A.S. (Cool As Shit). Something that utterly blows your mind that you can't even describe it. Awesome.
(adj.2) Fuckin lame. Bringing you down after having an awesome time at a party or other form of social gathering with bros and biddies. G.A.S. (Gay As Shit)
(origin) Coming from the slums of Shaolin. The Ol' Dirty Bastard, Russel Jones, of the prestigious Wu-Tang Clan. May he rest in peace but at the same time keep his spirit among us, being the Dirt Dog he once was.
(n.2) An ugly-ass bitch. A girl with the face of a dog that no guy can bear to look at for more than 5 seconds without vomitting.
(n.3) A ridiculously cool bitch that will talk to you about anything and is willing to make a list of the hottest girls at her school and possibly hook you up with one of your choice. This bitch may be a bro's sister that you consider yours just out of her coolness.
(n.4) A total douche bag. That guy that always talks way too loud and always has to start shit with everyone who looks at him. This type of dirt dog may not always be like this, and may acquire this dirt-doggedness when completely drunk.
(adj.1) C.A.S. (Cool As Shit). Something that utterly blows your mind that you can't even describe it. Awesome.
(adj.2) Fuckin lame. Bringing you down after having an awesome time at a party or other form of social gathering with bros and biddies. G.A.S. (Gay As Shit)
(origin) Coming from the slums of Shaolin. The Ol' Dirty Bastard, Russel Jones, of the prestigious Wu-Tang Clan. May he rest in peace but at the same time keep his spirit among us, being the Dirt Dog he once was.
(ex. 1) Holy shit brajh did you see that hit?! What a total Dirt Dog.
(ex. 2) (in a whispering voice to the bro beside him) God damn it dude get that Dirt Dog away from my face before I puke all over this place.
(ex.3) Dude I can't believe your sis is gonna hook us up with her hot-ass friends!!! She is now officially my Dirt Dog.
(ex. 4) Yo why the fuck does he have to be such a Dirt Dog right now everyone was having such a good time getting hammered at this banger! Total D-Bag. And why does he have to have his shirt off?
(ex. 5) THIS PARTY IS SO DIRT DOG I'M GONNA GET SO FUCKED UP TONIGHT AND I'M GONNA HOOK UP WITH LIKE 5 MORE CHICKS AFTER GETTING WITH THOSE TWO HOT LESBIANS OVER THERE!!!
(ex. 6) Oh my God, brajh! This is so Dirt Dog. There are litterally no bitches in the place, and no booze. What the fuck is this shit man???
(ex. 2) (in a whispering voice to the bro beside him) God damn it dude get that Dirt Dog away from my face before I puke all over this place.
(ex.3) Dude I can't believe your sis is gonna hook us up with her hot-ass friends!!! She is now officially my Dirt Dog.
(ex. 4) Yo why the fuck does he have to be such a Dirt Dog right now everyone was having such a good time getting hammered at this banger! Total D-Bag. And why does he have to have his shirt off?
(ex. 5) THIS PARTY IS SO DIRT DOG I'M GONNA GET SO FUCKED UP TONIGHT AND I'M GONNA HOOK UP WITH LIKE 5 MORE CHICKS AFTER GETTING WITH THOSE TWO HOT LESBIANS OVER THERE!!!
(ex. 6) Oh my God, brajh! This is so Dirt Dog. There are litterally no bitches in the place, and no booze. What the fuck is this shit man???
by Brostradamus IV November 1, 2009
Get the Dirt Dog mug.A real push-over. They can sometimes be jerks and tend to be the most unliked person where ever they go.
by Certs January 2, 2004
Get the Dirt mug.Someone who eats dirt because their food was eaten by the El Chupacabra and they have no money to buy anything else in Palm Springs.
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Get the Dirt Eater mug.To say the phrase "i didnt ask" is used when someone (usually in a group chat) says a statement like "tomorrow is my birthday" and then the other person says i didnt ask then crushing all hopes of the other person and making them feel terrible because they just got roasted like chicken, got boxed like a fish and then relizing the terrible truth that they are dog water and have no p.r nor earnings.
Person A: my dad died last week
Person B: I didnt ask
Person C (Person B's friends): what are you doing you are lost, your so free free er than air. your headset is so dog you literally got it from the dollar store. calm down you are not cracked you are not justin you litteral wannabe.
Person B: I didnt ask
Person C (Person B's friends): what are you doing you are lost, your so free free er than air. your headset is so dog you literally got it from the dollar store. calm down you are not cracked you are not justin you litteral wannabe.
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