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Chuck Norris 

The only man in the world who can throw a baby at Mach 12.

He can also eat the sun, and bench press himself with both arms tied behind his back.

He destroyed Asian villages by the dozen, for his morning jog.
Chuck Norris can bench press the sun.
Chuck Norris by Tink_the_Almighty August 15, 2009
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Chuck Norris 

chuck norris is a indistructabale crime fightinng sex machine.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
Chuck Norris by meleva July 24, 2006

Chuck Shit 

An item (i.e. coffee mug) that someone forgets in your private space (on my desk in my office)
Stop leaving your Chuck Shit in my office!

What's all this Chuck Shit in my room!

Chuck Norris or Dead

A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.
That guy doesn't know that men sit down to pee. He's either Chuck Norris or dead.

Chuck Norris 

Your worst nightmare
Chuck Norris will get you .. run, before it's too late