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dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack
by Thefurher November 19, 2013
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Crush crack

The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.
John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?

James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back

John: sounds like you had Crush Crack
by Atticus Bukowski November 16, 2013
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crack vac

when a person sucks up the crack rocks with their pipe like a vacuum.
“i’m busting out the crack vac to get those crumbs, yo!!”
by Annoeljames313 May 15, 2021
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inner crack

its something that drives you, something that makes you want to achieve something.
by krishna R October 6, 2011
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CRACK FAIRY

GIRL WHO SEEMS TO ONLY SHOW UP WHEN YOU HAVE CRACK AND THEN LEAVES WHEN ITS GONE
WHAT A CRACK FAIRY......TINKERBELL ONLY COMES AROUND WHEN SHE KNOWS YOU HAVE DOPE AND THEN SHE LEAVES!!!1
by pirece69 June 14, 2018
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Relax the crack

by Matt Vicious July 18, 2023
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Crack Jacket

A huge winter coat usually furry on the hood used for keeping warm and storing drugs.
My bro Ryan came thru with that loud in his crack jacket i could smell him coming from down the block.

Created by @Frankiedavis222
by Frankiedavis222 December 10, 2017
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