Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022

I like Ice coffee

Girll your gay don’t deny it

BE WHO YOU ARE

🍎🍐🍊🍋🫐🍓🍇🍉🍏🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍 have some fruit cause you fruity

“I like Ice coffee”
So your gay
“Yea”
*KISSES AGRESSIVE*

by TRUST ME IM WISE October 15, 2021

Coffee Nerd day

Yeah, coffee nerd day is on July 14th and you wonder why this exact day? it's because it's my damn birthday dumbass

Wow it's coffee Nerd day, Sick ima go buy her a present

by Areithy October 27, 2021

coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021

Coffee Slut

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.

Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “

by sea net playa September 7, 2021

Coffee Slut

Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.

Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”

by sea net playa September 8, 2021

Coffee not Coffee

Decaffeinated Coffee

Courtney will vibrate off the planet if she has too much caffeine so she always orders her coffee not coffee especially while in Europe.

by Bologma September 19, 2021