cock tasting

(n) the period of time in a woman's life where she feels the need to totally slut it up. She never actually decides to settle down with a cock- she just tastes a wide variety much like one tastes free samples at Costco.

Almost all women go through a period of cock tasting, and it's most common in females aged 18-24. If you are with a girl who claims to have not engaged in cock tasting, you should beware that it's likely coming soon.

1. "Why did you and Sally breakup?"

"Basically, she decided she wasn't finished with cock tasting."

2. "Dude, I don't understand why Emily is such a shameless whore."

"Well she's 20 and going through cock tasting. What did you expect?"

by Hank Bennet March 15, 2010

cock up

To make a complete mess of things. Derived from the traditional archery usage where, if the 'cock' feather was uppermost, the arrow would not fly straight.

That was a real cock up.

by Tawera March 29, 2008

ninja cock

A penis that is small and hard to see in the dark, just like a ninja.

"Son of the Lumberjack is a ninja, and wears dressy sweatpants."

by D00bsan April 15, 2003

cock party

Lots of cocks in a small area. Very little if any vagina.

"Jeff went to a party that had 25 guys and one chick. It was definitely a cock party."

by John Wilcox October 30, 2006

congo cock

Congo Cock; an extremly large penis, similar in length as a stallion horse when completley erect.
The congo cock has been known to be as long as 2 meters. The tribesmen found deep in the heart of the congo rainforest, claim to have such giant penis' because of a secret plant they consume.

William has an almighty congo cock, the length of a hosepipe.

by William Nash November 25, 2007

Cock Blocka

A man who tries to prevent you from getting your cock into a woman's vagina. Generally done by friends who are jealous of your pimping skills or guys who hate you because you're about to steal their "dream woman."

by NEGRO SANDIA October 29, 2003

Cock Ferret

One who is a douche bag, or implying homosexuality

my roommate Chris is a total cock ferret.

by Seth_Andrew May 6, 2009