Christmas Jew

A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.

He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.

by Cranky And Tired December 29, 2006

Christbag

Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.

"Shut up you stupid Christbag!"

"Go hug a Bible you Christbag!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Christmas Eve Eve Eve

the day before christmas eve eve, 3 days before christmas

On christmas eve eve eve, stores are empty and the chance of getting anything is slim

by brierostro December 23, 2009

cute with chris

A very popular and hilarious internet show written, directed and performed by Chris Leavins, occasionally with lines by his co-host (title under revision) Colty the Plastic Horse. New shows are posted weekly and include dissing, PWNing, and polls on who is the cutest. Cute With Chris has the power to change lives and kill dreams.
Popular phrases include "all your dreams are dead" and "suck it, Tonya." For many fans, words cannot describe. For an accurate portrayal, WATCH THE FREAKIN' SHOW YOU LAZY.

"Jake, did you watch the new cute with chris yet?"
"Yeah, he put my dog in the CWC cutedown!"

by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

Christian Beadles

Christian Beadles is a YouTuber who makes funny, wacky, and pretty interesting viral videos. One of his quotes are: I love to laugh and have fun. I love God, my family and my friends. Some of his interests are: Football, basketball, Lacrosse, soccer, tennis, skateboarding, racing motorcycles, and jumping! Some of his videos are: I aint No Fred Flintstones, Goofy Goober...Chipmunk Style, and Can u take my order.

Wow! That Christian Beadles sure is funny!

by LittletBachman July 24, 2010

Chris Pine

is a beautiful human being with big blue eyes and a smile that lights up the room.

starred in Star Trek as Captain Kirk, and was also in Smokin' Aces, Princess Diaries 2 and Just My Luck.

"Chris Pine makes me jizz"
"Chris Pine is Laura-Fay's future husband"

by Laif. July 13, 2009

Christian Bail

Bail money put forth by the Catholic Church to release a priest from jail on molestation charges

Your Holiness, we have put up millions in Christian Bail- the gold-plated high-rise cathedral project must be put on hold for now

by PaulAllensCard February 3, 2015