bum sniffer

1. A person who sniff bums.
2. A term that can be used in name calling.

Hey...out of my way ya bum sniffer.

by Stephen McDonnell February 10, 2006

pee bum poo bum stink

a game with 5 or more players,
1 persons must say one of the 5 words with out laughing.
must go in a round.

pers 1:pee
pers 2:bum
pers 3:poo
pers 4:bum
pers 5:stink

'pee bum poo bum stink' until one pers. leaves.

by Veronicaaa! November 06, 2008

Cat's Bum

When a person purses their lips in disagreement or disapointment. Often accompanied by Stink Eye

She looked at me with obvious disaproval as I let fly with a trouser cloud and gave me the 'Cat's Bum'

by Odi Cologne February 04, 2004

bum flaps

The flaps inside your anus.

Dude uve got the biggest bum flaps ever!

Awww bamflaps i forgot my phone

by GemmaDude November 07, 2007

bum skiff

When a person has a sweaty arse and slides one finger along their crack collecting as much moisture as possible, then procedes to creep up behind their victim and run their finger under the victims nose depositing the sweat. Hence a bum skiff.

A: 'Fuck me dude i just gave Garry the best bum skiff ever! It must have smelt like fuckin shit!'

B: 'The poor cunt i bet he was well pissed off.'

by rory_mcgrath November 11, 2006

Bum Crust

Efficacious remains after expelling dung from the anus, usually due to a lack of stripe swipe, but often due to ones neglect of erasing the mistake. Can lead to droopy drawers or bung prints.

This food tastes like BUM CRUST! Get it out of my face before I bung print all over you!

by Scahbonie October 13, 2003

bum fluff

When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on some people's bums. So shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!

So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!

Once I was up close to my big brother's friend. He had heaps of Bum Fluff on his face which made me want to PUKE!

by fclb September 23, 2005