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fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.
Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.
by sauj October 30, 2014
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Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat
guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain
by slushybear January 13, 2010
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Brain Diarrhea

A severely worse version of a brain fart. When you do or say something extremely stupid or forget something everyone and their mother knows.
Dude, when I was taking that test, I had a really bad brain diarrhea.
by Commander Jacob August 27, 2017
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Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.
Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.
by SBCP October 9, 2021
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brain slut

Someone who volunteers for research studies that mess with their brains (usually via psychoactive drugs) for some cash.
Danny signed up for 3 drug studies last week because he was broke, and went bat shit crazy...what a brain slut.
by clasw74 August 3, 2009
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brain fart

Dave had a brain fart today, which in turn made Zach's job easier.
by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018
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Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.
Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.
by mvpbaste March 1, 2022
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