Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.

So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!

by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017

Boner muncher

1. One who munches on the erected penis of a male.
2. A complete goof

1. Dude! Last night Brandy was totally being a boner muncher!
2. Haha, Dilbert and Rodger are such boner munchers.

by broosk February 8, 2015

Boner Explosion

When you get a very sudden boner

When a naked woman fell out of the sky, I got a boner explosion.

by Iliekurass June 9, 2014

horror boner

when you're scared but also turned on by a situation.

dude i just found my friends moms nipple clamps, ive got such a horror boner!

by BILLIIIEIIEIEIEIEI May 25, 2016

Pwner Boner

A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.

Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!

by IEatSJWsForBreakfast April 15, 2015