barnpa

A Word used to describe crazy short haired loud t-shirt wearing art teachers.

Barnpa is a crazy horse

by skag and tabut January 22, 2005

barnsided

A derivative of the word Blindsided. A modern day occurrence that happens when one surfing the internet experiences pornographic pop-ups of an animal nature.

While Daniel was surfing the internet looking for tractors and other farm equipment, he was barnsided by several pornographic sites with sheep and cows.

by Nick Nickerson August 11, 2005

Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.

"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"

by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008

barnumisation

The process of making a sucker out of someone.

Phishing attacks are attempts at mass barnumisation.

by cori schlegel August 10, 2006

Barney

Having your testies inserted into a vagina, then they are queefed out.

The ginger put his balls in the fat cows vaj only to have them ejected by a pussy fart. barney

by purplehaze2291 July 20, 2008

barnyisalazyarse

Simply enough, this means that the named Barny is a lazy person, reminiscent of someone with sloth-like qualities.

you know what I think? Barnyisalazyarse!

by Bob de Bilde December 27, 2007

Barnoogel

...like barnooges

"Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words" = gay.

Yeah fo sho, it's going to be barnoogel!

by Whacky May 14, 2008