sock full of assholes

stinky, or something that smells real bad

Dudley's breath smells like a sock full of assholes

by killerdx June 19, 2004

torn a new asshole

To thoroughly berate someone, usually publicly.

After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.

by vernpus December 29, 2007

Bucket of burned assholes

1. Someone who smells like a bum.

2. Something that smells nasty.

3. Something that looks disgusting.

1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.

2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.

3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.

by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009

Pop Goes The Asshole

When you stick a balloon in someone's asshole, and blow into it until it pops.

Liza and I played a sweet game of Pop Goes The Asshole last weekend, it was so hot!

by skiddleywhiffers August 27, 2016

number 1 asshole

One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.

You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.

by Trex1980 June 24, 2018

Shit in my asshole

When doing a threesome have someone open your ass and when they do scream “SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE” while the other one proceeds to shit in your asshole

SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE SELINA GOMEZ

by Niggajuic May 2, 2019

Ate half of the asshole

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.

John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"

by Is that so? May 13, 2019