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Lemon

Lemon is the kid friendly way of saying smut. You can often see it in wattpad stories of Y/N x Character or basically anything.
Melody: Hey Toaster! What ya doin?
Todd: Oh, hi Mel. I was on wattpad seeing story about facts and then I realized that I was reading a story full of lemons.
Melody: Jesus Christ! Hope your not traumatized from it!
by Rory.bug March 18, 2023
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Lemon pound Cakery

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.
Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!
by Alicatz March 27, 2023
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gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.
by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023
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Do me a lemon

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.

Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.

#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
by Gazcap June 3, 2024
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G-Lemon

Ubiquitous hiker, usually of a larger stature, that claims to hike but rarely shows up.

A “citrus-limetta” which leaves a sour taste in groups mouths when no-shows occur.
Ahhh man Kyle, we got G-Lemoned again!

Dude, we have 10 permits to hike the Sierras this year but we have another G-Lemon on our hands.
by Jordan from June 12, 2024
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Lemonal

Noun: The metaphorical space between a lemon and a lime. Often used to describe a subtle, yet distinct difference between two objects, scenarios, or choices. Commonly misused by comparing three or more objects.

Etymology: Emerges from incorrect or playful usage of limenal.
Example: Cousin, I’ve narrowed it down to two apartments, but I can’t decide. The difference is lemonal.
by precurious_being June 13, 2024
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Lemon Head

When a woman is taking a piss while giving a man a blowjob.
Last night after dinner & several lemon drops I gave my husband lemon head.
by Johnny The King August 2, 2024
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