Kayla Bear

Literally the most adorable girl in the entire world

I am in love with Kayla Bear

by Cotton Candy Viking June 22, 2021

Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

by Garygranted May 17, 2023

pinch of the bear

Papa bear giving his young boys the love they deserve

Burley man asking others if they want a pinch of the bear.

by Walter1 October 12, 2016

bear pussy

A type of Russian hat, Ushanka

sweet bear pussy bro, thanks i got it yesterday

by Seed Man March 11, 2017

Pudsey bear

Iconic mascot of BBC's Annual tediathon Children In Need resembling a large blond teddy bear with a bandaged eye. Or huge blonde muff. Ye olde English.

"Gosh Sir, she was a tidy bit a trim you got hold of last night".

"Appearances can be deceptive Jeeves. Sliding my hand into her gusset was like slipping one's hand into "pudsey bear's" eye patch".

by Stella Tartois October 31, 2012

Teddy Bear

Ibrahim Riaz's favourite toy

Ibrahim gobbles his teddy bears ...

by Joking poo November 7, 2021

Pooh Bear

When you perform sexual acts on someone wearing only a T - Shirt, more specifically, a cropped red one

Timmy totally Pooh Bear’d Ryan in the back of the Home Depot. I heard his shirt was dirty

by Mr. Honey Pot March 14, 2022