Thomas

That storytime guy on Vine

Person 1: Have you seen Thomas?
Person 2: Oh, that storytime guy on Vine? Yeah! I love him!

by anxious_shadowling March 5, 2020

Thomas

A dude that thinks he's good at games but is actually horrible, he also laughs at dumb shit.

On top of this he's a racist that likes Sword Art Online
Oh and he touches kids.

Hide your kids its thomas.

by Thomas Touches kids March 17, 2020

thomas musket

A fucking god that plays Mc too much great friend and over all nice guy kinda weird asking his ex to give head tho anyway u shouldn’t let urself down everyone loves u

Thomas Musket is a ranga

by The One that no one loves March 22, 2020

thomas choueiry

another meaning for gay people

john: ohh did you see that guy he seems thomas choueiry

by aaaannnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 10, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is a little shit who thinks he’s popular and cool when he bully’s people. He usually has crushes on dumb white bitches named things like ‘Lora’ and ‘Amelia’

“Did you see what Thomas was doing”
“No”
“He bullied Sam to death whilst fucking lora”

by Jejeieie November 13, 2020

Thomas day

If your name is Thomas, you can cop free head for nov 16

It’s is Nov 16 and my name is Thomas and I copped a gobby
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard

by JimJob69 November 15, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is a charming, sexy, pure-hearted soul. He develops a mature mindset at a young age and thrives off of success. If you’re friends with him, he will have your back through the thick and thin. He makes an amazing boyfriend and affectionate lover. Any woman is lucky to have a Thomas in their life. He will make one fine husband and father in his life.

“Hey, did you know Thomas is with Shayla?”
“She is so lucky, Thomas is such a hot guy. I’m jealous.

by Shaycay242 November 18, 2020