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Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.
Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)
by HeyVsause February 20, 2019
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Your mom

It's an insult boys use to each other
Oh I fucked your sister and your mom
Your mom gay
by °XOXO gossip Girl° March 7, 2020
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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your mom

YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
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your mom

your mom
what's your best score
your mom
by anonymous April 11, 2022
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Your mom

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.
by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021
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